Monday, October 15, 2007

Ok.......... raising my hand....... waving and yelling "here I am, here I am"........ just in case you were wondering....... I'm still here...... just dealing with "life"...........


It seems I usually "return" on a "Make Me Smile Monday", so here you go........... I hope you smile today.......... in fact, I hope you smile everyday... and I hope I can help you find your smile today.......


Now, tell me, how would you feel if you drove up and saw this sign?





Well, if you're like me, you'd probably feel something like this:












Me? I might be so depressed that I would go home and eat myself silly, and I'd end up like this guy:




Oh, and I found a little joke for you:





Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.



Looking up, he asks the Lord...



"God, what does a million years mean to you?"



The Lord replies,



"A minute."



"Einstein asks,



"And what does a million dollars mean to you?"



The Lord replies,



"A penny.



" Einstein asks,



"Can I have a penny?"



The Lord replies,



"In a minute."





So, there are your Monday smiles....... hope you liked them! Oh, and I guess I should confess...... the real reason I have been away..... I have just had a "complete-makeover"!! Would you like to see the results? Ok......... here I am........

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it cost me a penny........ and it only took a minute! ;-)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have such a wonderful sense of humor! Thanks for making me laugh out loud (and thank you for the lovely comment you left at Chez Fifi.)
xoxo
fifi

Betty said...

hahaha...you made me laugh and it is Thursday...that's worth more than a penny!

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