Monday, August 27, 2007



Ok............. you know what day it is........... it is......


Make Me Smile Monday!



So........ here we go.......... here is your smile for the day.............



Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

As they cruised along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said,

"Oh my goodness! Am I driving?



Have a wonderful day my friends!!!!


9 comments:

Tammy said...

Laughing...loved it and the picture...loved it...loved it!!
:)

Steph said...

Your "Make Me Smile Mondays" are working! :-)

Mscutiepatootie said...

Oh Joyce, thanks for the laugh. I love the kitty pictures and the joke was too funny!

PAT said...

Hi Joyce! Thank you for the laugh and those great pictures!

Pat

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha! I loved this one. I can apply that to myself I'm sure!!!

Lots of love

Cherry xx

Bertie said...

It took me a while to get here, 'cause it's Wednesday! But, I'm glad I came....this was more than a smile...it was a down-right laugh! I'll be back if I can find you again.

Bertie
Aunt May's Cottage

Betty said...

too funny!! Thanks for the chuckle!

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of my dear old aunt who had a habit of running over garbage cans.....she swears they weren't there.
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Clare and Mike said...

Heehee! Very funny - and I wasn't expecting the punchline!

Clare x

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5. Thou shalt always do thy best and leave the rest to God.

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